Screaming Children and the Cinema

 

 

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I have written two blogs about the ordeal of going to the cinema (it literally was called that!). That was three years ago and not much has changed. I go to the cinema every week and endure screaming and crying children who are too young to be watching the movie with us.

Yesterday we went to see Crazy Rich Asians (very funny, clever and sad – you have to see it). As soon as walked into the movie we saw a baby in a mum’s lap and two kids under 3 sitting on seats in the front-ish rows. All three of us were perplexed of why the kids were in this movie. This is a PG13 movie, but we knew it was not suitable for young children and especially babies.

What happened as soon as the movie started? Well you guessed it, the baby screamed at the top of its lungs and the other two started crying. This went on for half of the movie. During that time I tweeted twice to the cinema chain.

(Ignore the fact that I gave the movie the wrong title – I was stressed!).

After about an hour, a gentleman got up walked out and must have complained as a staff member finally came in to check on the situation. The mother walked out with the baby, but the kids stayed in this non-age appropriate movie making a noise.

The cinema chain didn’t respond to my tweets until after the movie had finished. By then it was too late. The movie experience had been spoiled by these inconsiderate parents and the staff at the cinema.

The family should not have been allowed to buy a ticket for this movie with their children and definitely not allowed to enter the screening. As discussed in my previous blogs, if the movie is PG13 and 15 and the kids are escorted with their parents, they are allowed to watch the movie. That is the absurd law right now. No one with common sense has queried why movies have 13 or 15 on the end of the PG bit. Might as well make all the movies PG in that case, no?

I spoke to the Duty Manger of Vox Cinemas today and she agreed with my views on allowing these kids into adult movies.

The only way we can change this situation currently is for all of us to complain about our movie-going experience. Only with consistent, persistent complaining will upper management at these chains and the ministry take this situation seriously and hopefully change movie classifications, prevent kids from going to movies above PG 13 unless they are 11/12 and above, and also stop kids going to any movies after 9pm.

If you have bad experience at the cinema please do the following:

a. If it’s a PG13 or above and there are kids under 10 in the screening (preferably screaming) please complain to the cinema chain. Every time this happens.

b. Check if the staff come and review the screen and remove any noisy patrons from the cinema. They are allowed to remove anyone causing a disturbance and either refund them or put them in a more age appropriate movie. If no staff help, complain to the manager or on social media.

The chains are talking to the ministry about the film classification but for now, it is falling on deaf ears. We all need to keep complaining so that this is taken seriously. Yes the chains will lose money, but they will gain more happy returning cinema goers.

Let me know if you get a positive result from your complaints and hopefully soon we will start having an enjoyable experience watching movies here.

 

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The Ordeal Of Going to the Cinema

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I love movies. I love going to the cinema. I love watching art house and blockbuster movies. I love the whole movie watching experience (especially back in the UK).

I just don’t love going to the cinema in the UAE.

In 2005 when I first came here, the problem with going to the cinema was the censoring of movies. The censors would cut the movies so badly that you could see the rips from the scissors on the film. The films would make no sense. The violence would remain but everything else would be cut. Supposedly violence is fine.

Then it progressed to people talking on the phone during the movie – to their families in other countries or mates in the mall waiting for them . Why they couldn’t talk to them outside the cinema screen was always a mystery for me and other cinema goers. And it always has to be loud. On their bloody Nokias!

The recent issue has been with babies and kids. For some reason it is perfectly acceptable for babies and kids under 10 to watch movies which are classified PG13, PG15 and 18+. Yes, that’s right we have had babies screaming at their top of their lungs during an 18+ movie.

I recently complained to one of the cinema chains and have been having daily phone calls with them arguing that these movies are not meant for under 10 year olds or under 17 years old if it is an 18+! . Their argument is that if it has PG on it, and parents take them to the movie, they can watch a PG13 or PG15 movie. It does not matter if there is violence, sexual connotations or rude words in the movie. They are being escorted into the cinema with an adult so they can see the movie.

The cinema chain have told me to complain to the cinema ushers if I have a concern in future during the movie, which means I should disturb the people sitting near me, get up, complain and miss part of the movie. Awesome. So it’s either suffer watching movies

Maybe I am getting old, and admittedly there was no PG12 and PG15 until I was in my teens, but these movies are NOT meant for kids. They are meant for teenagers and adults. Kids should be watching Disney, Pixar and Minon movies.

My bigger concern is allowing babies (under 1) into the cinema. The movies are too loud for us grown adults let alone babies. It cannot be healthy for their ears and no wonder they are screaming if they are hearing the Avengers kill the badies at millions of decibels??? My argument with specific cinema chain was that they should be allowing adults with babies to buy the tickets let alone into the screenings, but I was advised that it was permitted by higher authorities!

I have no idea who the higher authorities are, but if you work for them or do know who they may be, can the issue of allowing kids into the cinema to watch movies not meant for their age be raised?  What is the point of cinema classification if kids of all ages can enter the screening?

Update: As wisely pointed out by some readers, there should be a complete ban on children going to late night/midnight screenings. The children want to sleep and instead are being forced to stay awake and cannot sleep due to the loudness of the movie. Parents should have common sense and be more responsible, but cinemas should put their foot down as well.

Please use #UAECinema to spread the word about this issue in the cinemas here!

Let’s try and make some positive changes to our cinema going experience.

Shelina

You Muppet!

I have a tendency to call people, mostly blokes I know, Muppets. Usually when pushed I call them Gonzo as he is the muppetfoolish muppet of them all.

In light of this and that there is a new great Muppet Movie out which I have finally seen, I give you for your smiling pleasure the Muppet parody trailers that came out for the new movie.

 

(ps: all rights in the trailers with the Muppets and their owners).

Elizabeth

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What’s in a name?

Elizabeth has been my favourite name (after my own of course) since I was little girl. My dream is to one day have a daughter and call her the Spanish version of Elizabeth – Isabella (maybe her middle name as it’s not very Muslim).

I have been fascinated with various Elizabeth’s in history and in present time including the two Queens Elizabeth, Elizabeth Lemon (from 30 rock), Elizabeth March (Little Women) and of course Elizabeth Taylor.

Last month, we lost one of the last remaining movie icons – Elizabeth Taylor. I haven’t seen all her movies but the ones I saw enchanted, captivated and bewitched me each time I saw her on screen. Only two weeks ago I was on another Emirates flight and decided to watch Cleopatra instead of the new movies. The movie might be long and have some slight over-acting (ok more than slight) but her entrance in that carpet in a seductive manner, the voice and of course the costumes still mesmerized me.

I found out very young that Miss Taylor was a Pisces like me (and also the same height as me!). She had traits which I found were like mine (man-lover, green eyed monster, brunette stunner!). Whenever I was mad, bad or just plain stupid, I always thought in my crazy dream world head “hey that’s ok cos Elizabeth T is the same”. Is it healthy to think that way? Most probably not, but if you can make yourself believe you are like a movie star, where’s the harm??

She was treated like some nut nut job most of the time by the media and the general public but at the end of the day the woman was a fighter. Through all her much publicized relationships and illnesses she still was a strong lady. She held her own and with an amazing laugh. When her close friend Michael Jackson died, she was dignified in her grief providing a statement only. She did not want to be part of the circus that was his memorial and I admired her for that.

Along with Madonna, she brought worldwide recognition to AIDS and HIV. Without her tireless charitable efforts we wouldn’t have been as educated on the illness as we are now. She has raised over USD 250 million for research, raising awareness and helping to find a cure.

There are people that come into our lives be it in real life or on the silver screen. However, they enter your life, if they can affect you, educate you and enthrall you as much as this lady did then it is to be treasured.

May you be at peace now Dame Elizabeth.

Liz